How to Lose a Guy in Eleven Years

The first time Mick O'Brien met Danny Rossi's father, they were both standing in a parking lot outside a bar on South Halsted Street, arguing about whether a transmission could be repaired or should be replaced. Frankie Rossi won the argument by saying, "If you can fix it, why would you sell it?" and Mick, who was thirty years old and had spent his entire life fixing things that other people wanted to throw away, found himself agreeing with a man he had just met.

They became friends. They became drinking buddies. They became the kind of friends whose wives stopped inviting each other to parties because the conversation always turned to car parts and bad baseball.

When Frankie got sick—fast, aggressively, without the courtesy of asking permission—Mick was the one who held his hand in the hospital. And when Frankie asked him to "look out for Danny," Mick said yes the way you say yes to anything that keeps you from having to look at the empty chair at the next family barbecue.

Danny was twenty-one. He had Italian hair and Irish eyes and a smile that made you want to either trust him or run from him, depending on your temperament. Mick had both temperaments.

Danny was making his first independent film in a warehouse on the West Side, and Mick drove down from Chicago to "check on him," which is to say he drove down because he needed something to do with his weekends and because Danny's mother had called him and asked, in a voice that sounded like it was trying not to cry, if he could "just make sure the boy is eating."

Mick arrived at the warehouse with a cooler full of sandwiches he had made himself—turkey and provolone on rye, crusts cut off, the way Frankie used to like them. The director of the film, a twenty-six-year-old named Jake who wore beanies indoors and spoke in the earnest tones of a man who believed art could save the world, looked at the cooler and then at Mick and said, "Who's your dad?"

"I'm not his dad," Mick said.

"Are you his manager?"

"No."

"His agent?"

"Definitely not."

"Then who are you?"

Mick opened the cooler and took out a sandwich and handed it to Jake. "I'm Mick. I knew his father. I make good sandwiches. Want one?"

Jake took the sandwich. He ate it. He said it was the best thing he had ever tasted. Danny would later tell him it was a turkey sandwich from the corner deli, but that's a story about Danny's inability to distinguish between genuine effort and accidental comedy.

The calls began the week after Mick returned to Chicago. Every evening at six o'clock, precisely, Mick's phone would ring, and Danny's voice would come through the line like a message in a bottle.

"Are you eating?"

"Yeah."

"Did you eat lunch?"

"Yeah."

"Don't stay up too late."

"I won't."

"Text me when you get home."

"I always do."

Mick would say these things in a voice that was neither warm nor cold but something that sat somewhere in the middle, the way a man sits on a bench in winter—present but not comfortable, committed but not enthusiastic.

Danny started testing him. It began small. He would say things like "I have a date this weekend" and wait to see what would come back. Mick would respond with "That's nice. Be safe," which was exactly the response Danny was trying to provoke and exactly the response that failed to provoke him in any way Danny had anticipated.

So Danny escalated. He said "I met someone" and waited. Mick said "That's great, kid." He said "We're going to a party" and waited. Mick said "Have fun, don't drink too much." He said "She's really pretty" and waited. Mick said "As long as you're happy."

Danny hung up the phone and stared at it the way a man stares at a machine that has just failed to perform an expected function. He had expected jealousy, or at least interest, or maybe a single question that would reveal that Mick cared more than he let on. What he got was a man who listened to everything and responded to nothing, like a radio that could only receive signals but never transmit.

Danny called his friend Shelly—Mick's sister, who lived in Milwaukee and was the only person in Mick's life who had ever told him he was "weird in a way that could be improved with therapy."

"He's driving me crazy," Danny told Shelly. "I tell him I'm dating someone and he says 'That's nice.' I tell him I'm sleeping with someone and he says 'Don't catch anything.' What is wrong with this man?"

Shelly was quiet for a moment. "Maybe he's not driven by the same things you are."

"That's code for 'he's broken,' right?"

"That's code for 'he's Irish.'"

The premiere arrived in April, and Mick flew to Chicago for it, which was ridiculous because the film was being premiered in Chicago even though Danny had told him nothing of the sort. Danny had simply said "I have something on April 15th" and Mick, who had spent the previous three months answering increasingly desperate texts from Danny that ranged from "did you eat today" to "I think I'm falling for someone and I don't know what to do," had understood the assignment.

Mick wore a suit. It was a suit he had not worn since Frankie's funeral, and it fit him differently now—wider in the shoulders, shorter in the sleeves, like a man who had grown into clothes that had been tailored for someone younger and thinner. He looked in the mirror and did not recognize himself, which was appropriate because he was about to walk into a room full of people who did not know who he was.

The premiere was in a small theatre on State Street, the kind of place where the seats are uncomfortable and the popcorn tastes like butter and regret. Mick sat in the back row and watched Danny on stage, standing next to Jake and Jake's girlfriend and a cast of people who had worked for exposure and left with memories.

Someone sat down next to Mick. It was a woman with sharp eyes and a sharper suit.

"Are you Danny's father?" she asked.

"No."

"His brother?"

"No."

"His uncle?"

Mick considered lying. He decided against it. "I'm his guardian," he said. "Sort of. Informally. Legally complicated."

The woman nodded. "You look like his father."

"Everyone says that."

"Do they?"

Mick looked at the woman. She was watching the stage with an expression that was equal parts amusement and pity. "You know something I don't," Mick said.

"I know that you're sitting in the back row of your ward's movie premiere wearing a suit that doesn't fit you and eating popcorn like it's the last thing you'll ever taste." She paused. "That's either the most romantic thing I've ever seen or the saddest."

"I've been told it's both."

After the film, after the Q&A, after Danny had shaken enough hands to build up an immunity to human contact, Mick found him in the alley behind the theatre, smoking a cigarette and staring at the sky like it owed him money.

"You came," Danny said. It was not a question.

"I said I would."

"I didn't tell you where it was."

"You said you had something on April 15th. I know you. You don't have 'something' on April 15th unless it involves people caring about you."

Danny took a drag from his cigarette and looked at Mick. The smoke curled between them like a question mark.

"I didn't say you had to come," Danny said.

"I know. That's what makes it matter."

They stood in silence for a while. The city hummed around them—the distant sound of traffic, the smell of rain on hot asphalt, the distant glow of the L train passing overhead like a vein of light cutting through the dark.

"You wore a suit," Danny said.

"It's a premiere."

"You look ridiculous in a suit."

"I've been told."

"Do you wear it often?"

"No."

"Then why did you wear it tonight?"

Mick looked at him. He looked at the alley, the brick walls, the sky that was the color of something you had left in the oven too long. He looked at Danny, who was twenty-one years old and standing in an alley wearing a jacket that was too thin for April and a cigarette that he probably shouldn't be smoking.

"Because you mattered enough to wear a suit," he said.

Danny exhaled. The smoke rose between them like a bridge neither of them was willing to cross.

"You know," Mick said, "when your father asked me to look out for you, I thought it meant making sure you ate and went to bed on time and didn't do anything stupid." He paused. "But maybe it means something else. Maybe it means showing up. Even when you don't know why. Even when you're wearing a suit that doesn't fit and eating terrible popcorn and standing in alleys with men who smoke cigarettes they probably shouldn't be smoking."

Danny looked at him. For the first time in eleven months of phone calls and text messages and carefully measured conversations, Danny looked at Mick the way a man looks at someone he is beginning to understand.

"You're weird, Mick," he said.

"I've been told."

"Do you ever just say what you mean?"

Mick thought about it. He thought about eleven years of calls and sandwiches and silent drives and the way he had sat in the back row of a movie he didn't understand and felt something he couldn't name.

"I'm saying what I mean right now," he said.

Danny smiled. It was not a big smile. It was not a dramatic smile. It was the kind of smile that a man gives when he realizes, unexpectedly, that someone has been paying attention all along.

"What are you saying?" Danny asked.

Mick looked at him. He opened his mouth. He closed it. He opened it again.

"I don't know," he said.

And for the first time in eleven months, neither of them had to pretend they did.

[End of story]

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